Bush Sells His Soul

During an August 21 press conference, President Bush was questioned about reports that his nominee as commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), Andrew von Eschenbach, would approve non-prescription sales of the drug known as "Plan B." The President responded:

I believe that Plan B ought to be -- ought to require a prescription for minors, is what I believe. And I support Andy's decision.

If only George had gotten the abortifacient drug, Plan B, confused with the Dexy's Midnight Runners song, Plan B...

PLAN B
Bill Withers was good to me
PLAN B
Pretend I'm Bill and lean on me